I have to clock in soon and I’m sick with what i like to accidentalis glutenitis.

i am no amateur taking selfies with Starbucks.This is a fucking almond milk turtle blender from Ziggi’s PTL.

i am no amateur taking selfies with Starbucks.
This is a fucking almond milk turtle blender from Ziggi’s PTL.

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

basically everyone is in mine

veganxcutie:

chillghost666:

Hey if anyone knows of somewhere this queer nonbinary kid can sleep tonight in Denver Colorado please hit me up I’m gonna be stuck there until tomorrow evening when I get a train home

contact #:301 388 8193

inboccaallupo-crepi do you know of anyone who could help?

I’m on a ten minute break at work so i can’t help much, but hit up prax(us). 720-317-7009.

I’m on break at work because i had a panic attack so bad i hyprventilated while taking orders :] only seven more hours of this…

watch this while listening to Zedd
you’re welcome

watch this while listening to Zedd

you’re welcome

(Source: rose-n-crantz)

oh my goddd i’m so fucked up

i’m just talking don’t judge me

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This wasabi is really clearing out my snot volcano. Thank you, #tokyojoes

This wasabi is really clearing out my snot volcano. Thank you, #tokyojoes

If i’m being looked at, i’m either going to do metal horns or hold up a gun.i don’t usually have a gun.Hi.

If i’m being looked at, i’m either going to do metal horns or hold up a gun.
i don’t usually have a gun.
Hi.

i killed zombies last night with military grade training laser guns. All head shots. Some of them wouldn’t fucking die for like five minutes.
That was nice.
i don’t really feel like doing anything else ever again.

Whatever is urgent or important, whatever is pressing or stressing, there is a solution for. It can be handled and dealt with. It’s not going to stop the earth from revolving, the galaxy from transforming. It will be handled.

tokillthedragon:

I don’t understand working out to music. Maybe classical music when running but that’s the limit of where it makes sense.

if i don’t have music, my mind wanders, and i just stop working out.
Eventually, i’ll stare off into space or just start walking instead of running or something. But if i have music, the rhythm drives me and my body doesn’t forget what it’s doing.
But i know i’m a complete weirdo.